Mike Ward’s Million Dollar Ideas
1. Tampon Tea
2. A clothing line specifically marketed to teen moms
3. Dissolving condoms, so she thinks you put one on
4. Baby food with a sedative in it. Parents take back the night.
5. A service that will fake rob your job
6. A service that will fake kidnap you from events you don’t want to be at
7. A screen saver that make it look you’re doing your work
8. The At Home Rape kit. Law and Order SVU Themed
9. A Law and Order SVU Party crew. Making all of your events killer, or at least a rape murder
10. Rent-a-douche. So you seem better by comparison
11. A website that pairs people up so they don’t have to go to the movies alone.
12. A website that allows you to send people you don’t like emails anonymously
13. Baby trader. A service that lets you trade in your kid for a new one. Everyone makes mistakes
14. Insta-menstral. A blood capsule that fits into your vagina, faking a period. *European marketing slogan “A bloody good idea”
15. A machine that can convert your farts into energy. Great for the lactose intolerant